lockheed martini 🍸 @[email protected]
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I direct lightning at clumps of sand and rock so they do things.
Joined Nov 2022
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Incredible name
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RT @NVIDIAHPCDev
Introducing NVIDIA cuLitho, a new software library that brings accelerated computing to computational #lithography, delivering a 40X performance leap while running on #GPUs. #GTC23
https://twitter.com/NVIDIAHPCDev/status/1638223952500629517
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There isn't a tea store in IL called "Chaicago". The universe is mostly just cruel.
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RT @QuinnyPig
“We will no longer be allowing remote work,” reads the statement from the San Francisco tech company incorporated in Delaware.
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RT @pbAstronaut
@ImpemboGanecue @MrPostsGood "Capital subsumes all critiques into itself" t-shirts on sale now. Promo code in bio.
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RT @TheCartelDel
Yeah... We are gonna need "Skepticism & Fact Checking" classes in school curriculums by next Friday.
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I just made my first batch change operation in @sourcegraph and I feel like a teenager being given a handle of vodka and the keys to a Mercedes SLR
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The exact moment the internet I loved was fatally wounded, 10 years ago:
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RT @googlereader
We're retiring Reader on July 1. We know many of you will be sad to see it go. Thanks for 8 great years! http://goo.gl/7joct
https://twitter.com/googlereader/status/311982565059858432
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RT @felixsalmon
NAILED IT: “In five years a number of banks will not be around because of blockchain technology.”
-Joseph DiPaolo, Signature Bank CEO, 2018
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RT @ReinH
a bunch of capitalists saying "give us free money to support our employees" when their entire business model is extracting profit by paying them less than they're worth, I don't buy it
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RT @BobbyBigWheel
Debt is fake unless it’s a student loan or you owe a hospital money
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RT @88888sAccount
Imagine raising $100m for your AI enabled dog washing app - and your bank sets it on fire before you can
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"Won't somebody think of the banks?!" lol, lmao, etc
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RT @villi
SVB is the most important capital provider to tech startups and the biggest supporter of the community. Now is the time to support them.
https://twitter.com/villi/status/1633948480787054592
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"What can I do?"
You call your fucking union, dumbass.
Oh, what's that? You didn't think you'd need one?
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RT @GergelyOrosz
Q from a dev: "The last 3 years I've gotten Exceeds Expectations and I worked really hard this year. However, I only got Meets this time. My manager says HR pressured him to push ratings down for everyone. What can I do?"
Be grateful this is as "bad" as things get for you.
https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1632113424850141185
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Love to be woke to the needs of the modern workforce, yo
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RT @hareemmannan
i asked @NotionHQ's new AI feature to write product requirements for a compensation tool in a gen z voice ..........
https://twitter.com/hareemmannan/status/1631435210981244929
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git commit -am "You wouldn't believe it looking at this diff, but I have a driver's license and I can vote, too"; git push -f
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1990s: the internet is not real, it can't hurt you
2000s: the internet is a big deal, it'll eat the world but you will be better off that way!
2010s: isn't that just great?
2020s: oh no
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RT @AliceAvizandum
you can actually defeat a lot of the internet by maintaining an attitude of ‘no you can’t make me unmute that’
https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1629359692295159810
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RT @jwcarroll
I used to wonder why there weren't more middle aged programmers weighing in on heated topics.
I used to take it as lack of passion.
Now I get it.
The energy you waste on that crap is gone forever. You'll never get it back.
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RT @c0nc0rdance
In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal.
It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability.
It did not.
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I direct lightning at clumps of sand and rock so they do things.
Joined Nov 2022
