lockheed martini 🍸 @[email protected]
I direct lightning at clumps of sand and rock so they do things.
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RT @TheCartelDel
Yeah... We are gonna need "Skepticism & Fact Checking" classes in school curriculums by next Friday.
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Love to be woke to the needs of the modern workforce, yo
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RT @hareemmannan
i asked @NotionHQ's new AI feature to write product requirements for a compensation tool in a gen z voice ..........
https://twitter.com/hareemmannan/status/1631435210981244929
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RT @c0nc0rdance
In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal.
It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability.
It did not.
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RT @AlsikkanTV
the Seinfeld AI is becoming self-aware this is not a drill
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From birdsite
The cool thing about letting "we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" run its course is that it eventually leads to heavily armored soccer moms blasting a Mars factory
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RT @Esquiring
I'm gonna need someone to log on & tell me these are both parody.
https://twitter.com/Esquiring/status/1617903851306381312
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Randall has never been to São Paulo, and it shows
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RT @xkcd
Lane Change Highway http://xkcd.com/2728
https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1617753874789699584
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RT @kcgreenn
We passed it a couple days ago, but it has been 10 years since "On Fire", the strip I did that became the meme "this is fine". https://gunshowcomic.com/648
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RT @osamabishounen
https://twitter.com/FoodProfessor/status/1612886553965236224
I direct lightning at clumps of sand and rock so they do things.
