lockheed martini 🍸 @[email protected]
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I direct lightning at clumps of sand and rock so they do things.
Joined Nov 2022
From birdsite
From birdsite
The cool thing about letting "we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" run its course is that it eventually leads to heavily armored soccer moms blasting a Mars factory
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RT @Esquiring
I'm gonna need someone to log on & tell me these are both parody.
https://twitter.com/Esquiring/status/1617903851306381312
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Randall has never been to São Paulo, and it shows
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RT @xkcd
Lane Change Highway http://xkcd.com/2728
https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1617753874789699584
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Jumping head-first into the Home Assistant bandwagon. This thing rules.
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RT @mattturck
Gaslight: An app for teenagers to anonymously compliment each other, except you make it B2B and it’s for office colleagues to anonymously say mean things about each other and you call it 360 degree feedback performance review. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1616166747689697286
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[Wakes up from a coma] So, what's Pulitzer prize winning journalist Glenn Greenwald up to these days?
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RT @ChrisJBakke
We really need VCs to step up to the plate and start subsidizing our lives again.
$52 to DoorDash a pizza?
$105 Uber rides to the airport?
$800 for a WeWork desk?
$350 Airbnb cleaning fees?
SoftBank needs to step in and cut those costs by 85% again.
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RT @JustJake
Single sign-on actually means you sign in every. single. time
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RT @kcgreenn
We passed it a couple days ago, but it has been 10 years since "On Fire", the strip I did that became the meme "this is fine". https://gunshowcomic.com/648
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RT @osamabishounen
https://twitter.com/FoodProfessor/status/1612886553965236224
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Happy new year, everyone!* 🥂
* except the Bolsonaro family. Eat shit for the rest of your miserable lives, cunts!
https://youtu.be/BNig6xG36i4
The man does not miss
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IBM slide, 1979 ... 😅 https://twitter.com/_w0bb1t_/status/1484198603337908226/photo/1
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if someone's unpleasant to you, just block them. there's 8 BILLION humans on the planet, I promise your FOMO over blocking one rude asshole is unwarranted. you'll never miss them
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goblin all doing his taxes and cycling the laundry and muttering "human mode" under his breath
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I direct lightning at clumps of sand and rock so they do things.
Joined Nov 2022
